Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Who the what?!

I finally got this Raptor to sleep. It been 6 weeks if crying, pooping, sleeping and boobing. ALLL the boobing. Look I have been shitty about posting. I mean I sucked at it before so your expectations really shouldn't be very high. 

Here's the skinny: 
She sleeps at night. Not continuously but in 2-3 hr stretches. 
She loves a bath.
She'll take any bottle you give her because as long as there's milk on the other end lunchbox is all in. 

Just before 6 weeks she started for real smiling - all gummy smiles and bright eyes. Natures way of ensuring that we don't find the first handy cliff and drop her off it. Oh you think I'm being extreme? How about rocket-like poop all over you, your carpet and your screaming baby at 230AM? Or persistent, nonstop screaming/crying for about 8hrs? Or two count them TWO blowout poops before 1PM? Yeah those sweet smiles and chunky cheeks saved her today. 

Ah there are her sweet dulcet tones. Post over.