Everyone has one of these. But this alllll happened today.
Stressing about my outfit:
Me (wearing an orange shirt and black boots): "Do I look like a pumpkin?"
Boss: "Um...a variation of one."
On guessing the sex of the baby:
Finance Woman (after expressing how LARGE she was while pregnant with her daughter):
"Well I would say you're having a girl?"
Me: "Why?"
FW: "Well your hips are MUCH bigger since you've gotten pregnant."
On Halloween:
Halloween Planner Person: "Let's do a haunted yellow brick road!"
Me: "Oh that sounds cool."
HPP: "You get to be the witch."
Fuck you Tuesday. FUCK YOU.
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